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Lighthearted anti-resolution crewneck with a bold, list-style graphic that reads like a cancelled to-do list. The design uses high-contrast, declarative typography and mock checkboxes to deliver tongue-in-cheek “2026 resolutions” humor aimed at people rolling their eyes at goal culture. Worn as a relaxed layer, it reads easily from a distance and fits into the late-December/early-January trend for self-aware, procrastination-forward comedy. Product features - Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend - Classic fit crewneck with double-needle stitched seams - Embroidery available on left, center, large center chest or wrists; DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels - Tubular knit (no side seams) with ribbed knit collar and tear-away label - Made in Nicaragua; OEKO-TEX dyes and meets safety/compliance standards Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean

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Width, in 20.00 22.01 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00 34.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length (from center back), in 33.50 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.50 40.50
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2026 Resolutions List Sweatshirt | anti-resolution humor, procrastination joke

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